Patrick (7:59:03 PM): well, they started off with the police. i can watch this and turn on the simpsons
 Patrick (7:59:43 PM): did you know the first cassette i bought was a police album?
 Kim (8:02:13 PM): do you know the name of the song they are singing?
 Patrick (8:02:19 PM): roxanne
 Patrick (8:03:22 PM): nice jacket jamie foxx has on
 Patrick (8:03:32 PM): i’ll be wearing that to church next week
 Kim (8:03:37 PM): yeah right
 Patrick (8:04:46 PM): pop collaboration? where do they come up with these categories?
 Patrick (8:05:17 PM): tony bennett and stevie wonder won….shakira looks pissed
 Kim (8:05:38 PM): i think stevie looks like he’s gained a few pounds
 Patrick (8:05:57 PM): just a few
 Patrick (8:07:08 PM): 2 people won this award, but there’s only 1 trophy
 Patrick (8:07:13 PM): wonder how that works out
 Kim (8:07:18 PM): i wondered the same thing
 Patrick (8:09:05 PM): whoever the lead singer of the dixie chicks is, she’s a better blonde than a brunette
 Kim (8:09:23 PM): my daughter said the same thing
 Kim (8:10:02 PM): she knows all the words to that song – not ready to make nice
 Patrick (8:10:21 PM): that dress is hideous
 Patrick (8:16:24 PM): hey, it’s prince
 Kim (8:16:47 PM): he’s been busy
 Patrick (8:18:50 PM): beyonce looks hot
 Kim (8:19:09 PM): i think she looks older than she really is
 Patrick (8:33:38 PM): justin timberlake is singing right now – what goes around
 Patrick (8:33:57 PM): i thought all he did was sing and dance….what’s he doing playing piano?
 Kim (8:34:10 PM): i think he needs to shave – looks scruffy
 Patrick (8:34:30 PM): i bet he doesn’t even know how to play piano. it’s probably one of those self-playing pianos like in the 1800’s
 Patrick (8:34:36 PM): brb
 Patrick (8:39:28 PM): k…mary j. blige seems to be the big winner so far
 Kim (8:39:50 PM): yeah, can she give enough credit to jesus?
 Kim (8:40:08 PM): she’s supposed to sing yet, too
 Patrick (8:40:31 PM): well, the guy does deserve alot of credit
 Kim (8:41:15 PM): for dying on the cross so she could win a grammy?
 Patrick (8:41:24 PM): yes, thank you
 Patrick (8:41:43 PM): and the whole sins thing, too
 Kim (8:42:10 PM): not that i sin or anything
 Patrick (8:42:34 PM): course not
 Patrick (8:43:31 PM): list of nominee’s and winners (so far):
 Kim (8:44:46 PM): i take it the winners are in yellow?
 Patrick (8:44:52 PM): bingo
 Kim (8:45:09 PM): good thing we don’t have to watch all the categories
 Patrick (8:45:57 PM): no kidding, except we’re not going to see best polka album. that’s bullsh*t
 Kim (8:46:10 PM): damn, i’m sorry
 Kim (8:47:56 PM): wanna read the blog i just posted on our motel stay?
 Patrick (8:48:04 PM): absolutely
 Patrick (8:52:32 PM): john mayer’s guitar needs a paint job
 Kim (8:52:42 PM): i didn’t notice
 Patrick (8:52:59 PM): so this is the guy jessica simpson’s been hopping on lately?
 Kim (8:53:09 PM): i can’t keep up with her
 Kim (8:53:13 PM): or britney
 Patrick (8:53:23 PM): neither could kevin
 Patrick (8:53:33 PM): excuse me…k-fed
 Kim (8:53:36 PM): lol
 Patrick (8:56:32 PM): pussycat dolls….they can read the cue cards really good
 Kim (8:57:02 PM): they should take lessons from stevie to memorize
 Patrick (8:57:17 PM): good luck with that
 Patrick (8:57:46 PM): they do 3 things: look hot, stay thin, and lip sync.
 Kim (8:59:08 PM): how long are awards tonight? 2 or 3 hours?
 Patrick (8:59:25 PM): try 3 1/2
 Kim (8:59:47 PM): you think we’re gonna make it til the end?
 Patrick (8:59:49 PM): not sure this kid is going to make it that long
 Kim (8:59:55 PM): that’s past our bedtime
 Patrick (9:00:15 PM): talk about a dilema…family guy is on
 Kim (9:00:32 PM): you need more than one tv
 Patrick (9:00:40 PM): i need tivo
 Patrick (9:04:19 PM): ooo…shakira
 Patrick (9:04:38 PM): that chick can shake her ass
 Kim (9:04:54 PM): i believe it’s called a “booty”
 Patrick (9:05:02 PM): whatever
 Patrick (9:12:17 PM): that dixie chicks lead singer is kinda….masculine
 Patrick (9:12:45 PM): she’s no shakira
 Kim (9:13:36 PM): wasn’t it the dixie chix that got in trouble saying things about pres bush?
 Patrick (9:14:08 PM): yeah….said they were embarrassed to be from the same state as the president
 Kim (9:14:45 PM): here’s a skiing game to add to your ski site
 Patrick (9:17:56 PM): killer
 Kim (9:18:06 PM): the game?
 Patrick (9:18:17 PM): yep
 Kim (9:18:33 PM): i didn’t play it – just read about it on digg
 Patrick (9:19:17 PM): gnarls barkely…what’s the deal with the airline pilot outfit?
 Kim (9:19:29 PM): i have no idea
 Kim (9:19:42 PM): and wth kind of name is that?
 Patrick (9:19:54 PM): what? narles?
 Kim (9:20:20 PM): didn’t it say it was a combo of charles barkley and somebody else?
 Patrick (9:20:28 PM): and why are they butchering this song? it’s stupid
 Kim (9:21:08 PM): oh, it’s spelled Gnarls
 Kim (9:24:35 PM): i can’t believe i forgot to watch the opening episode of the new survivor
 Kim (9:24:43 PM): not sure i can get into the new season now
 Patrick (9:24:56 PM): yeah…no point in watching it now
 Patrick (9:25:47 PM): yikes…can ludacris thank anymore people?
 Kim (9:26:03 PM): did he forget jesus?
 Patrick (9:26:20 PM): you know…i think he did
 Patrick (9:26:31 PM): you and i may have been in there somewhere
 Kim (9:26:38 PM): oh i’m sure
 Kim (9:26:45 PM): right up there with perez hilton
 Patrick (9:26:51 PM): yeah
 Patrick (9:27:16 PM): best rap album
 Patrick (9:37:46 PM): mary j blige…she killed
 Kim (9:37:57 PM): how old is she?
 Kim (9:38:03 PM): she’s got a booty on her
 Patrick (9:38:06 PM): heck if i know
 Patrick (9:39:01 PM): country award….carrie underwood, no doubt
 Kim (9:39:11 PM): she’s my pick
 Patrick (9:39:39 PM): oh, dixie chicks
 Kim (9:39:53 PM): i’ve seen enough of those chix tonight
 Patrick (9:40:00 PM): that lead singer is just annoying
 Patrick (9:45:46 PM): yikes…this goes on for another 1 1/2 hours yet
 Kim (9:46:09 PM): i think they could cut out some singing show more awards
 Patrick (9:46:24 PM): i’ve seen the police….it’s been pretty much downhill since then
 Kim (9:46:57 PM): i agree, i’m not gonna give up any beauty sleep to see the rest
 Patrick (9:47:06 PM): yep…bedtime for bonzo
 Kim (9:47:31 PM): i agree – g’nite – tty tomorrow
 Patrick (9:47:45 PM): sleep tight