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What do you think of this Iron Fist Zombie Chomper Bandeau Bikini? Crazy, huh? I just recently discovered the Iron First brand when I blogged about the Iron Fist Zombie Stomper Platform Pumps over on the Shoeaholics Anonymous website earlier today. At that time, I thought Iron First only manufactured crazy shoes and handbags. But then I saw this bizarre bikini over on GeekAlerts.com where the geeky writers blog about bizarre gadgets and Geek Shirts and lots of other techie related stuff.
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Now I wouldn’t be caught dead wearing ANY bikini as my body is not bikini-worthy after having four children. But even if I did have that mommy makeover that I so desperately desire, I still wouldn’t wear this design. Maybe it’s the eyeballs on the nipples or the teeth on the va-jay-jay that turns me off. Or maybe it’s the puke-yellow color? No, it’s definitely the zombie eyeballs on the boobies. But if you’re so inclined to wear a zombie inspired bikini top and bottom, they are both available as a set or separately on Amazon.com.